bart simson sad profile picture

a fake sad person that just wants attention

I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.

by not_sh4dow_06 February 17, 2021

Barted

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

by Bigboyantyur July 8, 2021

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

Boston Baptism

A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.

- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."

-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"

by Stlizzle February 28, 2013

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of raging degenerate inbreeds that hates EVERYONE who don't believe exactly what they believe. They especially hate the LGBTQIA+ community, and they always walk around with signs that say "Gods hates fags!" And "America is doomed!" They think that anyone who isn't in the LGBTQIA+ but still supports it will rot in hell. From what I heard about them, all they talk about during their services is crap about how God hates everyone. They are notorious for picketing funerals of veterans, gay people, and any group of people who they hate. I don't like to talk about suicide, but they should go kill themselves for A) making all Christians look bad and B) being assholes.

The Westboro Baptist Church thinks that everyone who doesn't believe exactly what they believe will go to hell, but the only ones who will go to hell are those lunatics.

There's something else I want to say. It's not their place to decide where people go when they die; that's God's job.

by HPTrash November 1, 2017

Wisconsin Baptism

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Sawicki Baptism

When you're simultaneously high and drunk at the same time, for the first time

John-What happened to you?
Alex-I had my Sawicki Baptism last night

by Ohlooksatan January 8, 2020