Croatian Water Balloon

The act of pinching ones foreskin while pissing to fill up said foreskin with the piss like a water balloon then releasing it on a sexual partner to their gratification

Dino gave that transvestite the Croatian Water Balloon last night after watching him fuck a donkey

by the asian agent June 6, 2013

balloon job

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"

by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

Moon Balloons

The describtions of rather large mammery glands of the human female.

Look at the Moon balloons on her.

by Teddie2162 October 20, 2008

bailos

The Big Boss

Thats Bailos he's the big boss

never get in the way of the Bailos

by the bigest boss November 22, 2011

Getaway Balloon

1. To launch a saucer/balloon and pretend to be in it in hopes of avoiding punishment/evading taxes.

2. The hoo-ha surrounding Wife Swap's attention whore Richard Heene and his child, Falcon, who planned a hoax with a silver saucer.

The FBI is after me man, I gotta get me some Getaway Balloon!

by neonbiscuit October 15, 2009

Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.

I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.

by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010

Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.

I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?

by Astorius November 4, 2019