Trash Axing

The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.

My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.

by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021

Dinit axe

The CORRECT way to say you didn’t fucking ask

Sarah: Goodmorning
Sexy nigga: Dinit axe bitch

by Poopnigga69 November 23, 2019

ax^2 + bx + c

Quadratic equation with quadratic coefficient a, linear coefficient b, and constant coefficient c. Common way to represent a quadratic (as well as sometimes with the square completed, or with a quadratic coefficient and roots)

ax^2 + bx + c <=> 2ax = b + sqrt(discriminant) or b - sqrt(discriminant), where the discriminant equals b*b - 4*a*c

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Ax

What do you call something that always wants more that's always searching for something better thats never satisfied constantly confusing themselves and other people what do you call something that makes you feel something so strong and then tells you that you shouldn't feel that way what do you call something that eats at you inside and then spits you out and puts you in its mouth again until its teeth are cracking from chewing what happens when the teeth are gone and the hands are wrinkly and cracked and rigid and cant pick the remains up again, you call it ax

Ax why do you not allow yourself to just be why do you have to make things hard why do you try to force yourself to feel things you wont feel things you never felt i know its not helping you i know its selfish its wrong to force you into something just because i want it but i love you even when no one else does even when you tell me no one else will i love you and i want you to feel my love and i dont know how to show it because no one ever showed me how to but i love you i love you ax and the day i figure out how to express it in actions ill do it til im in my casket

by Al-212 November 28, 2020

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021

Ax

He's a guy you want around you and a soul that is damaged and wants to be around people all the time. He is just one of those people that can change your day and fuck it up at the same time. He makes all the women around him feel affection towards him. Hes the perfect guy...

Guy #1: YOOOO WHOS THAT GUY OVER THERE
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...

by Aquarius1 May 6, 2021