August 13

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day !

“I got my ass grabbed by 3 people today , allem getting fucked up tomorrow, August 13”

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

August 12th

August 12th is national elephant day. The time to enjoy the coolest looking creatures

Smooth brain: what's happening on August 12th
Big brain: its national elephant day!! So celebrate your elephants

by Minecraft skeleton August 6, 2020

August 1

A swag man was born

Dude August 1st was when the Swag man was born

by TomTom13 February 16, 2020

August 14

If you where born on this day you’re very clever, smart , realest , shy , independent and very honest . One of the best person someone will ever meet . Also thick and is gonna have the biggest glow up one day . Will be a billionaire one day and very successful in life . THE BADDEST AND FUNNIEST .

August 14 is a date of birth were amazing people where born .

by Unicornsworlddseheh November 22, 2021

August 19

National fuck your best friend day.

Bro I fucked my best friend and its not even awkward because we did it on August 19th.

by best friend fucker August 18, 2020

August 1

If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face

August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday

Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face

by Sexy_Daddy11 December 9, 2019

August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

by August 9th August 8, 2019