August 13

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day !

“I got my ass grabbed by 3 people today , allem getting fucked up tomorrow, August 13”

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

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August 12th

August 12th is national elephant day. The time to enjoy the coolest looking creatures

Smooth brain: what's happening on August 12th
Big brain: its national elephant day!! So celebrate your elephants

by Minecraft skeleton August 6, 2020

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August 1

A swag man was born

Dude August 1st was when the Swag man was born

by TomTom13 February 16, 2020

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If you where born on this day you’re very clever, smart , realest , shy , independent and very honest . One of the best person someone will ever meet . Also thick and is gonna have the biggest glow up one day . Will be a billionaire one day and very successful in life . THE BADDEST AND FUNNIEST .

August 14 is a date of birth were amazing people where born .

by Unicornsworlddseheh November 22, 2021

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August 19

National fuck your best friend day.

Bro I fucked my best friend and its not even awkward because we did it on August 19th.

by best friend fucker August 18, 2020

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August 1

If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face

August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday

Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face

by Sexy_Daddy11 December 9, 2019

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