Ashton

Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks

damn, thats one huge ashton

by whitelightbulbbuttchecks June 26, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.

John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”

Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”

by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019

Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)

“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”

by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 3, 2019

Ashton

THIS FUCKING IDIOT PIECE OF FUCKING STUPID ASS LOOKING IDIOT BITCH FUCKING STUPID SMELLY IDIOT NINCOMPOOP BUFFON STUPID HEAD FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCK FUCK IDIOT HEAD DICK FUCKING IDIOT MADE AN URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT FOR A SHITTY JOKE.

ASHTON IS A REAL FUCKING, how do I put it?, ASHHOLE!

by Sinjin1andonly September 23, 2019

Ashton

Cheezit

You’re such an Ashton

by trishlikefish October 9, 2019

Ashton

Probably the sexiest man you will ever see in your lifetime, hes tall, fit and very athletic. Large Cock and a great personality to boot. He is crushed on by all females and males. However he does not like fake people so if you are one of those people, God Bless.

Damn hes looking like Ashton today.

by Willyhassamllcock October 10, 2019

Ashton

a bitch. he got a big ass mouth & he built like dora.

“Ashton talking shit again..”
“imma beat his ass bruh”

by chms tea hoe🧐 October 16, 2019