2 definitions by Ohioidiot
Black Out Hungry: To be so hungry, you're not responsible (or remember) things you say or do. To be past the point of being "hangry". You have no concept of time and become unaware of people,places and things around you until you get some food.
You: Dude, do you want to hangout and get some food.
Friend: you called me 15 minutes ago asking the same thing and when I said I was still at work you screamed at me.
You: sorry man I'm black out hungry!
Friend: that explains a lot and I feel for you, get some damn food!
Friend: you called me 15 minutes ago asking the same thing and when I said I was still at work you screamed at me.
You: sorry man I'm black out hungry!
Friend: that explains a lot and I feel for you, get some damn food!
by Ohioidiot January 16, 2016
Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019