apple girl

She is a girl who LOVES apples. She only takes one bite and then throws them away. She hates boys that start with H and C.

Person 1: Apple girl is WEIRD
Person 2: Is that apple girl? She always wastes them apples.

by The Lol gang January 4, 2020

Apple Snob

A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.

My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.

by Dick William Allen April 1, 2020

Poison Apple

Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.

I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine June 2, 2021

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015

Apple Day

an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)

Can't wait to eat loads of apples on Apple Day!

by Blehck! June 29, 2009

apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.

Those photos are pure Apple porn.

by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015