anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.

That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.

by MerBudd January 21, 2022

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

Anxiety

an actual asshole. don’t trust this guy

“you’re a fucking loser anxiety”
“lol”

by anxietybutREAL July 30, 2022

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

Node Anxiety

The general sense of unease followed by intense sweating and nausea when checking your ETCPOW nodes.

Oh crap, I've got a serious case of Node Anxiety rn bro.

by Crypto Punter December 7, 2023

Dot Anxiety

The feeling you get when you send a risky text on iMessage and you just watch the other persons three little dots for an hour. See also pure torture

After I sent Alex the picture, I had dot anxiety for like five whole minutes while he replied.

by xxnialler September 13, 2016

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011