A horrible fat person who plays the flute ironically, and never smiles, especially on her 7th grade yearbook photo. She is my best friend (my only friend). She has a short friend in sixth grade named "DILDO" - probably 4'5", who's a trap. She's attracted to jenga blocks and has two damn write-ups. Her grades consist of two Fs, one C, and two B-s. She's a blonde chick that nobody likes, though has big tits, and three friends
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Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
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emo mixed with indie
they try to be scene kids
like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT real hardcore at all.
they don't like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.
they try to be scene kids
like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT real hardcore at all.
they don't like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.
Alternative Bitch 1: "i have a pic of me in a granny scarf."
Alternative Bitch 2: "omg ur so hardcore! XD"
Alternative Bitch 2: "omg ur so hardcore! XD"
by DeathFromAbove21212 October 17, 2008
Get the Alternative Bitch mug.Noun. - A male (usually young, bourgeois) who considers himself removed from the mainstream, yet is actually rooted quite firmly in it. Prone to posting Bob Dylan lyrics as status updates on Facebook, owning several pairs of Converse shoes and swearing by his copy of "Fight Club".
An alternachick is a female version of an alternadude; the concept is the same but the symptoms may vary. Alternachicks like antique shopping, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and 'photography'.
The terms are often used derisively and in a condescending manner. Often coupled with ironic remarks.
An alternachick is a female version of an alternadude; the concept is the same but the symptoms may vary. Alternachicks like antique shopping, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and 'photography'.
The terms are often used derisively and in a condescending manner. Often coupled with ironic remarks.
Oh, yeah, Jake's a real alternadude. Spent all lunch trying to impress me with his theories on "Donnie Darko".
Did you see Lois's latest Facebook pictures? They're just a bunch of empty chairs with all this filtering crap going on. She's such an alternachick, that one.
Did you see Lois's latest Facebook pictures? They're just a bunch of empty chairs with all this filtering crap going on. She's such an alternachick, that one.
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no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade
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by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017
Get the altercation mug.The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".
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