Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok

Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Albert

A super gay retard

look at Albert, he's a midget

by Santa Nugg December 3, 2018

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert Breaker

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester

Albert is a really nice guy!

by bobmurry November 22, 2021

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020