super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
Get the alanmug. a fantastic person, sees everything but says nothing, He is very kind and funny and will not hesitate to come and help you.
However, he can have a certain psychological fragility which can make him go from very good mood to depressed.
generally likes construction machinery
However, he can have a certain psychological fragility which can make him go from very good mood to depressed.
generally likes construction machinery
Alan is a very good friend
by Sw83TP625 November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 6, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021
Get the Alan Bellmug. A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.
Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.
by AK7Forever October 29, 2023
Get the Alan Kulwickimug.