Alan Bimini

Alan BIMINI 🩵

Alan BIMINI 🩵

by katisbimini January 3, 2025

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019