Irish Abortion

The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.

Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!

by Jpen4 January 1, 2020

Absorption tower

Like Suck Tower İdk Penis used more for same meaning it is soğ in turkish

Oh my god a absorption tower I must Absorp it

by fişeQ October 24, 2019

urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

Absorptiometry

N; ab-sorp-ti-om-e-try

measurement of the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue) especially to determine density

Medical Definition:

the use of an absorptiometer to determine the amount of radiation absorbed (as by living tissue)

I used an absorptiometer to measure the amount of radiation absorbed in this sponge.

Absorptiometry is the use of a device called an absorptiometer. It determines the amount of radiation in a living thing.

by Musically Emo March 25, 2017

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Aboption

Any solution for an unwanted pregnancy: Adoption or abortion

I think we should ask for aboption :(

by Mister definitions September 30, 2018