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To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.
Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021
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Kyle

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster
by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021
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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep
by Lucqky August 18, 2021
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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: why is kyle so stupid
by Lucqky August 18, 2021
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Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it
Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!
by swagplantboy December 21, 2022
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A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.
"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"
by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018
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Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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