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greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
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Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.
Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.
by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016
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grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022
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Grease Ball

"Grease Ball" or more commonly used now "Nadsludge" is a slimy substance that occurs on male genitalia after performing either anal or vaginal intercourse on a female. The Ball "grease" worsens as male hygiene declines.
Tyler Kamin never showered and only fucked hoes. Thats why he got the Grease Ball!
by Fortnite assslayer November 24, 2017
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swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready
Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up
by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017
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grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease
man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.
by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021
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grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.
Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.
by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014
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