Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

crispy

An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.

Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend

by MessT August 16, 2022

crispy

The equivalent of cool, lit, popular. Can sometimes be used interchangeably with crisp.

"Jonah's hat was pretty crispy"

"That new car is looking crispy asf"

by leakygas July 2, 2020

Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy Cribble

Crispy cribble refers to 5 piece KFC Chicken tender combo in a particular way.
It primarily involved in when your sister tells you you cant eat it in her car

No i dont you to get crispy cribbles in the back of my car!

by Kfc 5 piece chicken tender September 9, 2020

crispy, juicy, tender

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.

person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024

crispy on the inside

It means to be like super pale white on the outside but, they are still able to understand the blacks.

Man that white nigga be crispy on the inside.

by TheAssEater2000 May 21, 2016