Carl

who would look at a baby and name it carl

"susan, our baby looks like a carl"
"what the fuck is a carl"

by coxyfoxy November 27, 2018

Hot-Carl

A Hot-Carl is when you are in a 69 position and you squeeze out a hot, spicy fart. Since the chick's nose is near your butthole, she gets the extra pleasure of whatever you had for dinner that night. Strictly a class move. It is also known as the Alabama Nose Warmer.

All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".

Jenny's mouth felt so good on my cock, that I became too relaxed and blew a spicy Hot-Carl on her nose. I shouldn't have had those habanero poppers.

by Nycroft December 29, 2005

Hot Carl

The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.

Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er

CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.

by Matt Sutty July 22, 2007

Cold Carl

When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.

I gave her a cold carl

by cockaholic January 2, 2003

Carl shit

When a man does or says something homosexual or questionable to another man.

Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.

Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.

by OG Squiggle September 25, 2013

Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021