The term for old family. A dad who was with you until you turn 18 then completely forgets about you. Often likes underage girls and will sleep with your family. Has millions of dollars but makes his kid pay for everything when his kid only makes 700 dollars a month and has to pay house payment. in love with his family sexually and doesn't even care for his wife. also known as a derlick or inbreeder. usually with red hair and lots of freckles. will rape his sons kids and then just make new ones with his sperm after he ruins them. someone that hasnt taken his actual kid on vacation in 15 years but takes his grand daughter over state lines everyday.
"Is that Carl?"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
"ya i see some young girl with him in his truck"
"Isn't he supposed to be working?"
"Nah, he just tells his kid that"
by hands off October 12, 2018
Get the Carlmug. A Hot-Carl is when you are in a 69 position and you squeeze out a hot, spicy fart. Since the chick's nose is near your butthole, she gets the extra pleasure of whatever you had for dinner that night. Strictly a class move. It is also known as the Alabama Nose Warmer.
All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".
All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".
Jenny's mouth felt so good on my cock, that I became too relaxed and blew a spicy Hot-Carl on her nose. I shouldn't have had those habanero poppers.
by Nycroft December 29, 2005
Get the Hot-Carlmug. The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
by Matt Sutty July 22, 2007
Get the Hot Carlmug. When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
by cockaholic January 2, 2003
Get the Cold Carlmug. Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.
Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
by OG Squiggle September 25, 2013
Get the Carl shitmug. The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.
by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012
Get the Carled Outmug. Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
by meljogo February 21, 2021
Get the Carl Jr'smug.