I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!
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Any situation in which apparently random factorss combine to form a situation which seems to have been designed for irony.
If a man wins $10 million in a slot machine, it's luck.
If a man loses everything, then wins $10 million with his last quarter, it's a miracle.
If a man loses everything, is pulled kicking and screaming away from the machine, only to watch someone come up to the same machine and win $10 million on his first quarter, that second man has exhibited Bahuvian Luck.
If a man loses everything, then wins $10 million with his last quarter, it's a miracle.
If a man loses everything, is pulled kicking and screaming away from the machine, only to watch someone come up to the same machine and win $10 million on his first quarter, that second man has exhibited Bahuvian Luck.
by Miah Smith July 16, 2008
Get the Bahuvian Luck mug.The evil fortune that ditcates, when you're playing a video game, everything that can go wrong for you will, while everything that can go right for your opponent will. If you have a 2% chance of missing, you will miss; if your opponent has a 2% chance of hitting, he will hit. You will never critically hit while your enemy crits every other uncannily-accurate strike, and they'll shrug off your most powerful spells and status ailments while crippling you with a minor expenditure of mana.
by Umbilical Lotus July 28, 2006
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Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
by MSoles7 July 25, 2011
Get the Drunk Luck mug.December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.
dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you
by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019
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emo girl: I love your overalls !! can we be friends ??
super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by super martio November 6, 2008
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