Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 05, 2023
A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
by GabbaGee April 28, 2016
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator August 30, 2015
A female that interrupts herself on a marriage. Whether it is happy or not. She finds her whorish way to intrude and break up a family.
by Handsome hands September 04, 2022
When you pull up somewhere and wreck someone by leaving them unable to respone. For exampel: to WIN an argument.
by Aitg.1.78. January 07, 2019
To move forth with great zeal
To wreck the ointer (tool?) you're gonna use because you'll work so hard
To wreck the ointer (tool?) you're gonna use because you'll work so hard
by shweaty September 14, 2011
A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?
Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.
Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!
Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.
Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!
Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025