Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Winkle

1.) A wierd person.
2.) Loser.
3.) Strange looking person.

Yo man look at that winkle with the rollie backpack!

Dude don't get glases you'll look like a wink.

by B-Rath March 18, 2007

wrinkle sack

An old and smelly citizen.

Hurry the fuck up and cross the road you stupid wrinkle sack!

by Huistelefoon September 19, 2013

Finkle Winkle

a word used to describe an annoying person.

they're such a finkle winkle.

by tipS.4 April 5, 2018

hoo ha wrinkles

A crease, or commonly known as a wrinkle, located in the hoo ha, or commonly known as vagina. These little fellows usually arrive after a woman, or man with a vagina (*cough* Old Greg) grows to be older than 50.

Older women sometimes get old man saggy ball sacs stuck in their hoo ha wrinkles.

by Sharzyboo August 22, 2008

Nipple Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle that occurs on a girl's nipple, and should be avioded. Run if you see one, they are signs of necrophilia

1. Oh my, she has a nipple wrinkle, and she humps dead people.

2. How sexy, she has a nipple wrinkle

by Fox January 20, 2005

Stink wrinkle

Vagina

He wanted to get all up in her stink wrinkle.

by Marcusinmilw October 30, 2011