wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

wet don

A guy that is slightly clapped or retarded usually used in year 7-9 in secondary schools in UK

Oi blud! This wet don just snaked me on my maths homework fam i got a detention now 😠

by This name is actually bare wet October 16, 2017

get wet

smoking pcp, crack

i didn't know u liked to get WET.

by adrian hung June 24, 2004

wet nailing

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.

fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.

by scottie massive January 25, 2009

Wet Noodle

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

by tim1010 May 23, 2018

wet weight

The weight of any quantity of a substance before it is dried. In particular, a dishonest practice by drug dealers in which a dealer will sell marijuana that is not entirely dry, and therefore much heavier. If you buy wet weight weed you will get much less high per gram. The practice of selling wet weight is related to other dishonest practices such as selling cut drugs.

Man I'm killing it, riding in that brand new
Swimming through the streets, looking like I'm Shamoo
In that big body, with the wet paint
I got some pocket change, from selling wet weight

-lyrics from Im Good by Clipse ft Pharrell

by fattonyabc123 March 3, 2010

Wet Wilma

When a girl puts her finger in her vagina, then puts it in your ear

I was trying to sleep in, but Nancy woke me up with a wet wilma.

by spaceplans October 19, 2009