weiner-soup

A way of saying that something is awful.
Man i can't believe he couldn't afford another abortion, thats some serious weiner-soup right there.
by greenman420 January 26, 2011
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Needling the weiner

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.
by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 03, 2010
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Weiner Wig

Dude, I was showering at the health club and this old man came in with a HUGE weiner wig. Grandpa needed to do some serious manscaping.
by Schwinkmartindale June 22, 2008
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Vegi-Weiner

a) a very flacid peice of male genitalia
b) a vegetarian hotdog
c) a male whom barely uses his genatalia
hey im vegan, can you grab me a Vegi-weiner from the hotdog stand?
by Cloud Puncher February 08, 2010
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Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.
"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."
by Stinky Butter November 22, 2009
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weiner-sad

Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.
I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.
by Carlover2011 August 02, 2011
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Rice Weiner

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).
I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!
by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 01, 2008
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