The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

Weenie Hut Jr.

A place were annoying people of the fruit cake variety hangout on weekends and after work. A safehouse for the Cheesedicks and undeseriable.

Ben is so gay he belongs at Weenie Hut Jr.
Everyone hates Andy we should send him to Weenie Hut Jr.

by Jared Villarreal February 24, 2009

weenis scholar

Sean Walling

Sean Walling has such experience with the weenis that he is considered to be the worlds first and foremost Weenis scholar. His knowledge and prowess with the weenis is unmatched.

by Halfdane May 11, 2004

Weenie Boy

A man that works as a host or server at a resteraunt such as Texas Roadhouse, Pannera Bread, or Buffalo Wild Wings. Usually called this because of their metro-sexual appereance. Can also be used to descripe someone that is from an upper middle class or higher family from a urban area. Also a person that has never worked a day of manual labor in their life.

Person 1: Look at that fucking weenie boy bring out our food.
Person 2: I man, we shouldnt have gone to BWW!

Farmer: All those damn weenie boys from the city wouldnt know a hard days work if it bit em in the ass.

by FerretKiller October 3, 2011

thin blue weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Cop. Getting the "thin blue weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with a shitty report calls because your P.O.S. partner is the sergeants pet, getting in trouble for some small petty shit off duty, getting called in from vacation for some unnecessary in-service training.

“Thin Blue” as an allusion to the “Thin Blue Line” police officers so proudly walk. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.

Cop 1: “hey man what are you doing on your days off?
Cop 2: “you mean ‘day off’ we have that fucking in-service training tomorrow.”
Cop 1: “damn, that’s right. Thin Blue Weenie strikes again.”

by rsc42 December 8, 2020

major weenie vibes

When Mahala gives off major weenie vibes.

"I wanna sit in the middle of the jet ski" That gives off major weenie vibes.

by POOPYPOOPOO123 June 8, 2020