wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

Walter

The baddest, bad ass you will ever meet. Loves guns and shoots often. Likes anything that goes fast. A loyal friend, protects his loved ones with his life.

Walter is such a bad ass girls cant keep there hands off him.

by wwexp February 5, 2010

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

waste cadet

waste cadet means 'prick' basicly

person 1: oi waste cadet you scratched my car

Person 2: sorry man it was an accident, and wtf is a waste cadet?

Person 1: you are a waste cadet, you waste cadet.

by Lee sinclair November 8, 2008

barbara walters

A nigga's white skanky hoe.

barbara walters is a slut.

by wjc May 9, 2008

John Walters

The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.

John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."

by John Walters Sucks My Balls October 3, 2008

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!

by asu1 September 27, 2011