meat wagon

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.

Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.

by J303 February 12, 2008

Wagon Wheel

A.K.A. The starfish, usually covered with chocolate. Should remain an EXIT ONLY for men, Optional for female.

I Cramed my cock in her wagon wheel

by DR. Know October 15, 2003

ban wagon

A list of people you block or ban on every social media that you have.

"My brother stole my shoes... he gave them back, but I'm still mad so he's on my ban wagon."

by Bill Dingle September 16, 2013

meat wagon

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.

by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010

Wagon Rut

A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.

Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut

by T-Luo July 18, 2007

cunt wagon

A wagon used in the medieval times used to carry around prostitutes and hookers.

Darn-eth is that cunt wagon coming this morn?
I need-eth to get laid.

by annoym March 2, 2008

Taco Wagon

A landscaping truck usually filled with about 15 or 16 spics. They always look and/or laugh at you if you are doing your own yard work.

Yo did you see that taco wagon get pulled over?

Yea, then INS came...hahaha!

by Grifhull May 4, 2009