Windows 10

Microsoft's biggest mistake

I downloaded Windows 10..... My computer crashed instantly

by Rubberduck15 June 29, 2017

Windows 98

An operating system that is better than even the latest MAC OS

Windows 98 crashes a lot less often and you can do more things on it than a MAC

by wot2the January 15, 2008

Window Shopping

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.

Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010

backslide window

A trecherous window of time following a break up in which both parties are prone to bone.

John isnt coming over until the backslide window closes

by The Barnacle July 29, 2009

Windows 95

The worst operating system ever made.

My windows 95 crashed 95 times a day.

by noone November 2, 2003

Windows 7

The Windows edition after Windows Vista. It is much better than Vista, especially because of the massive surge of Windows 7 Beta downloads that surpassed the sales of Windows Vista 7 weeks after Vista's release. Many anti-Microsoft users are hesitant because of Vista's flaws, and some even criticize 7 without even trying the Release Candidate version.

Windows 7 uses less system resources than Vista, and it has an improved GUI. It also has many new features, like ribbons added onto Paint and Notepad, and a calculator that is actually usable at a level of math above Pre-Algebra. Networking will also be easier with the addition of libraries, which are folders that can house multiple files all over your computer in one area.

1: Microsoft sucks! Look at all their products that stink! Vista, Bing, the Zune, and Windows 7 are all terrible!
2: Have you even tried any of those products?
1: ...Err. No...

by Kyothine August 17, 2009

God-at-the-window

Noun.
The video equivalent of St Elmo's fire. It occurs when windows and doorways in home camera footage are overexposed and thus bathed in light.

You can't see Aunt Emma's dress because she's caught in the God-at-the-window. Perhaps that's a blessing in disguise.

by TajUK March 28, 2007