wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener

Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?

by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024

Wiener Whistle

When you suck a dick and it somehow makes the sound of a whistle.

Dude last night it got so awkward when she made that wiener whistle.

by SoulOfDragon May 01, 2016

wiener moment

(Only happens to men for some unknown reason) When you get really high and feel a shit ton of energy rush through your body and it flows through your penis, creating a orgasmic feeling.

Man I smoked some weed last night and was chilling on the couch when I had a wiener moment.

" hits weed" Man look at nick with his eyes rolled back and pure joy on his face,he must be having a wiener moment

by Asap unknown May 30, 2021

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 05, 2020

bloody wiener

A person that sticks their dick in a vigina full of glass and thats where bloody vigina comes in.

Mason likes to suck the dick after the bloody wiener

by Mason is queer March 09, 2018

bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places

Mason sucks bloody wiener

by Mason is queer March 09, 2018