Wal-Mart whack

A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.

Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"

Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"

by Tmanc December 5, 2010

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

back to whack

The act of two people sitting back to back while masturbating.

Me and my best friend John wanted to jerk off together but we didn't want to see each other doing it. So we just back to whacked it.

by HeyItsYaBoi July 8, 2017

back and whack

the massage places that give you a happy ending

Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister

by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009

smack whack n run

To knock another down, ejaculate on their face, and run for your life.

I pulled a smack whack n run on this mexican the other day.

by Midnight MR February 2, 2006

das whack

1. An ebonics term meaning "that is crazy, not right, nuts, or otherwise incorrect in some way."

2. Sometimes used in a flattering sense, sometimes meaning "that is very cool".

1. "Awwwww, shnap daw, fo rizzle. Yall lost da cash money? Das whack!"

Translation: "Oh no, friend, seriously. You lost the money? That's not right!"

2. "Woohoohoo! Yo rimz be pimpin! Mi shizzle, yo ride is off da hizook! Das whack!"

Translation: "Neato! The rims on your vehicle are swell. My friend, your vehicle is very impressive! It's superb!"

by Chigglywiggly March 25, 2007

wiggity whack

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all.

man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all.

by indydave July 24, 2005