Weiner Wig

Overgrown pubic hair on a male.

Dude, I was showering at the health club and this old man came in with a HUGE weiner wig. Grandpa needed to do some serious manscaping.

by Schwinkmartindale June 22, 2008

Needling the weiner

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.

He just randomly started needling the weiner.

by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010

Vegi-Weiner

a) a very flacid peice of male genitalia
b) a vegetarian hotdog
c) a male whom barely uses his genatalia

hey im vegan, can you grab me a Vegi-weiner from the hotdog stand?

by Cloud Puncher February 10, 2010

weiner-sad

Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.

I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.

by Carlover2011 August 2, 2011

Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

by Stinky Butter November 21, 2009

weiner-soup

A way of saying that something is awful.

Man i can't believe he couldn't afford another abortion, thats some serious weiner-soup right there.

by greenman420 January 26, 2011

Weiner sniff

This occurs when, for whatever reason, you are giving someone oral sex and you miss and go up there nose. Usually followed by a shlanoinker.

Yeah, my mouth raping turned into a weiner sniff. I still can't smell anything.

by *insertnamehere* March 16, 2007