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Tweener Weiner 

A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"

Gummin' on a weiner 

When one person, lacking teeth, gives a man oral pleasure.
I walked into the room, only to find Marscillio Gummin' on a weiner

german weiner geiner 

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.
"you're such a german weiner geiner!"

Trouser Weiner 

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.
Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!
Trouser Weiner by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

Shafty Weiner 

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.
She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"
Shafty Weiner by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

der weiner schlinger 

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.
Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now
butt weiner by Butreallytho October 12, 2016