by ReduxGM October 12, 2011
Get the Vegan Hotpocket mug.A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
by george_the_technically_correct November 15, 2019
Get the vegan mug.A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.
I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.
by mr juggly April 12, 2013
Get the Vegan G mug.During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.
by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015
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woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please
by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020
Get the Vegan Water mug.A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.
by Just_-Ann March 9, 2022
Get the That Vegan Teacher mug.Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan
by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019
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