Vanilla Brownie

When a girl shits on the ground during sex, and the man cum's on it.

Alex shat on the ground during anal intercourse so Felix came on it, thus creating a Vanilla Brownie.

by thepussaypenetrator69 May 30, 2015

vanilla beaning

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

by RyattBear December 12, 2017

Aged Vanilla

Just some vanilla with some cum in it.

Thomas: Yo you try this new coffee C.R.E.A.M.er?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?

by Dolceh_ August 30, 2016

Vanilla Whoreo

The opposite of a Whoreo, one whiteboy (stevey) gets it on with some "cookies"

steve wants to be in a vanilla whoreo

by Whitey112211 May 21, 2009

Tux Vanilla

A skinny, easily aggravated idiot who refuses to have their hair cut.

That Tux Vanilla over there getting angry over trends, what a weenie.

by DymondW March 31, 2017

vanilla punchline

A Vanilla Punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing fellatio that the ejaculate quirts out of their nose.

Background: I've always wanted to do this. One night, some friends and I dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.

She went down on me, and I managed to give her a vanilla punchline.

by saint_dave September 18, 2007

Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.

Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.

by Stefonfan November 2, 2019