Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Vegan Steve

A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.

Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches

by Ken the Penguin May 27, 2017

Fake Vegan

Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home

“Sara’s a fake vegan”

by CGM902 February 25, 2018

tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

by smiling82 October 11, 2013

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020