Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Fake Vegan

Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home

“Sara’s a fake vegan”

by CGM902 February 25, 2018

That vegan teacher

A stupid vegan donut

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut

by anonymous September 15, 2021

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020

Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.

The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.

by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018

vegan peagan

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.

Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.

by MJ7936 June 3, 2019