Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021

Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.

"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"

by dbnnightwatcher February 25, 2014

vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks

We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.

by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013

vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020

Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.

Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!

by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019