The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex May 15, 2011

Uncle Ralph

He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.

Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020

Uncle Bucked

The act of being in a picture at the time of the taking only to find out that the end result you have been cropped out.

Shit, my cousin Uncle Bucked me out of the wedding photographs!

by Apostle of Dom September 05, 2016

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 13, 2020

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 13, 2019

uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 15, 2016