Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight

Unicorn chair

by Firecatmew September 7, 2021

unicorn

A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.

"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."

by professor guapo March 18, 2009

unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

unicorn fart

A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy

Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?

by nick_g May 18, 2011

Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.

You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008

Blind unicorn

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn

Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010