tweed

Short for Tweedle Dumb of Alice in Wonderland. Known for being insanely stupid. Someone that babbles on about nonsense like they know what they are talking about & everyone cares.

He had no idea what he was talking about but that didn't stop him. What a tweed.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

Tweeker

A tiny protubrance used to support one's body weight when rock climbing.

I was standing a tweeker, but my foot slipped and I then fell.

by rock-a-jock-man March 12, 2008

tweed

Tweed is a revelation between weed and another slang of marijuana called trees hence a combo of the two Tweed

known as "got tweed" opposed to "got trees" or "got weed"

"Got Tweed? you know? Trees/Weed?"

by NorCal420 July 22, 2005

Tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous posterior. Tweedledumps do little more than talk about how intelligent and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

That tweedledump, Terry Thiel, left one of his clones in the toilet.

by Triathelete Bob December 6, 2006

tweebozzer

vagina or pussy

"Did ya hear Bob bangin away on the ole tweebozzer last night?"

by meony November 4, 2008

Tweeflex

A combination of the two words "Tweet" and "relex". Using the social network twitter without thinking of what you wrote.

For example, the "@" reply sign. "@lol haha dude that was awesome!" ... "Hmm did I just @lol ... TWEEFLEX!"

by RAVERJONO May 11, 2009

tweek body rocked

when a kid from jersey gets too high off colorado chronic and starts twitching uncontrollably.

im straight tweek body rocked off the GDP

by john beer factor May 11, 2009