tweetdrinking

To tweet while you are drinking.

To send messages on twitter while drinking or drunk

#1Debbie sent me this tweet yesterday it was jibbirish. SHe must have been tweetdrinking again.
#2 The best way RS, CR , and KG chat is when they are tweetdrinking with Danko Nation. Or textdrinking.

by Krazy K Mooghasi June 20, 2009

Tweethearts

Commonly used to address your followers on Twitter.

Good morning all you tweethearts! Had breakfast with the wifey. It was amazeballs!

by Frara P. July 28, 2009

Tweetaholic

1. Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

2. Someone who apparently drinks something called "tweet". (that is most likely non existent)

3. xBaileyPaige on twitter.

Bailes you been tweetin' a lot homes, chill with the twitter updates or yo become a tweetaholic!

by xBaileyPaige August 10, 2009

Tweet Monkey

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.

Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Tweetclart

A random Tweet/mention to/@somebody you dont know.

Its not abusive or insulting, it is simply a Tweetclart.

When Tweetclarting you can Tweetclart to the face or to the belly. There is no variance in the meaning of a Tweetclart if it is to the face or the belly. A Tweetclart is an effective way to let someone you know that you are following them on Twitter and that they should also follow you.

therealfallacy__@BrokeNenglish1: TWEETCLART

therealfallacy__@JokerStarr: What the Tweetclart!

by Fallacy1 December 2, 2009