A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.
"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 28, 2008
the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle
by chickenbooter June 07, 2010
A girl (who is usually hot) that is used for "luck" in a real turtle racing event. Each contestant begins by having an attractive girl bend over and very slowly place (or "drop") a real living turtle inside the center of the racing circle which is the starting point of the race. There are many ridiculous rules such as "no bent knees" and "no pointing at the turtles" which is really just a device to get the girl to bend over for the crowd as much as possible. Usually the hotter the girl, the longer it will take for her to drop the turtle because the referee will find fault. Eventually, they offer helpful advice such as "spread your legs" so her knees won't bend while bending over.
by Ric Winkler March 05, 2008
The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...
by anoralsexbitch April 20, 2006
by josh the shit July 24, 2008
I got a turtlehead and it just burped.
Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!
Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!
by Jamie Bailey February 22, 2008
A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.
by zeiek June 18, 2005