Tuba

The most revolting instrument of all. Nobody wants to know what a note under 57 ledger lines sounds like. Tuba players generally are fat, ugly, cheek-puffing slobs. Stay away from tubas and their players.

"*FART*" - sound of a tuba

by Max12234 January 10, 2008

tumba wumba

rons word for a fat person

ex: RUN TUMBA WUMBA

*fat person runs away*

by soccerchick7444 November 25, 2007

tugboat

act of grabbing a man's testicles and GENTLY moving them away from his body to elongate ejaculation

He lasted a longer because she gave him tugboat

by White Cheadle January 28, 2009

tuba

Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.

You are one fat tuba lard

by swimmainia April 30, 2005

tagbanger

Vato locos shooting a graff artist.
Originated in L.A. by local gangs used to describe a "G" shooting a graff artist for writing in thier "hood".

"Odalay Paco, i just went around the block to tagbang a!",said Burro.

by "klenroka" June 15, 2004

Tuba

A (very low) low brass instrument that can, when handled by a professional, annoy an entire room of students and a band director. The cocky players, who seem to believe they are better than everyone, spit everywhere all the time. These players also, as I have experienced, cannot keep up with the goddamned band. The tuba is a glorified baritone with a lower pitch.
(But it somehow still manages to be the backbone of a band and hold the sound together when played right, even though it never is)

Wow. Look at that tuba. It's three beats behind the rest of the ensemble and cannot seem to hit a note within the staff.

by Xxmona.lisaxX June 30, 2016

tugboat

a fat chick with soft, supple hands, usually dimpled at the knuckles, who is skilled in the art of hand jobs

"You should have seen this fat chick the other night at the bowling alley -a total tugboat -I bet she gives great handjobs!

by poon dogler December 28, 2008