1 definition by Xxmona.lisaxX

A (very low) low brass instrument that can, when handled by a professional, annoy an entire room of students and a band director. The cocky players, who seem to believe they are better than everyone, spit everywhere all the time. These players also, as I have experienced, cannot keep up with the goddamned band. The tuba is a glorified baritone with a lower pitch.
(But it somehow still manages to be the backbone of a band and hold the sound together when played right, even though it never is)
Wow. Look at that tuba. It's three beats behind the rest of the ensemble and cannot seem to hit a note within the staff.
by Xxmona.lisaxX March 31, 2016
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