1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.
2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.
3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.
3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
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1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
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