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Trumpetized

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.
by quadcopter May 24, 2017
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trumpet

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.
I play trumpet, i'm better than you.
by chippls February 15, 2018
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Dick Trumpet

1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.

2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.

3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.

2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.

3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
by Joshua Nickerson March 24, 2010
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ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!
by qgyh2 October 20, 2013
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steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.
Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!
by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013
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human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?
by Dingleberryface6996 May 19, 2014
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Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.
by Danception October 13, 2018
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