Total Request Live

Total Rehash Live. The songs you hear on this show are the same fucking songs you hear being played EVERYWHERE!

By watching the teenybopper-rigged Total Request Live, I already know which stars will win the MTV Music Awards and the Grammy Awards.

by AYB April 6, 2003

TOTAL SIMP

A TOTAL Simp only hangs out with his girlfriend and never hangs out with his mates. He also denies being a TOTAL Simp.

Look over there its that TOTAL Simp Jackson Mammone hanging out with his girlfriend like usual and hes not hanging out with his mates, its such a dog move. What a TOTAL Simp

by Jackson Mammone where you at March 4, 2020

Total Klik

A prison cell where the big dogs go to play and prey on the weak!

n00b: Me frum Dailie Clicketie!!
TK Member: lol

by Skajaro February 24, 2003

Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

Total-E-Do

To impregnate a kangaroo

"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"

by Ry-Ry Niski May 16, 2009

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021