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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)
david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot
by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016
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Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"
Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!
by brainified November 1, 2023
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Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting
Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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Toot a hoot

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.
by Jesé May 12, 2015
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Toots

Woman with saggy breasts or a man with sagggy balls
Did you see Emily? Her nick name is now toots”
by Yourmomgay1273799 December 4, 2021
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