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Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.
We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.
by Plees August 8, 2023
mugGet the Toots McGeemug.

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023
mugGet the Curt tootmug.

Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
mugGet the Toot-Way Streetmug.

Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.
Let's get licked and hit a toot!
by Toootman August 15, 2017
mugGet the Tootmug.

Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox
by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022
mugGet the Tortellini tootmug.

Peter Toots

when your penis farts
by mantis422 September 19, 2020
mugGet the Peter Tootsmug.

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)
by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010
mugGet the brutes my tootsmug.

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