timmytableturner

The person in the group everybody expects the least of but he/she somehow still does amazing and turns the situation around kinda like how timmy turner does when he wishes for something

Preston: My man micheal really came of the bench and scored a hatrick when he was injured

Marcus: yeah micheal really was a timmytableturner this match we would have lost without him

by Kipnochance October 25, 2019

Timmy 2 piece

the phrase used when one is asking another for a rip off a Vaporizer/smoking device.

Ethan: “yo lemme get a timmy 2 piece off your wax”
George: “nah bruh my cart almost empty”

by J’coby Rosenberg December 8, 2019

Timmy English

Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.

'Old New?' you seem to have learnt Timmy English

by Micc4 March 16, 2020

timmysurprised

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020

Timmy

a pansexual male that plays Fortnite, and blurts out unfunny comment that are irrelevant 95% of the

Sean: Hey.

Timmy: Wanna give me head?

by guccimanein2006 March 27, 2020

Timmy

A seemingly straightmetrosexual male who is in fact a huge fan of having penis rammed up his butt

He thinks he has us all fooled,he’s such a Timmy

by KravenMorehead December 12, 2019

timmysexual

When you're not gay, but are sexually attracted to a single male.

Originated when a straight man fell for the luscious cheeks of a gay boy named Timmy, despite his sexuality having always been straight, and has continued to be nothing but straight, besides the one with the luscious cheeks.

Timmy : ill suck your dick
Straight man : God damnit im straight but I just cant resist that fat ass, I must be timmysexual

by heelbrand December 24, 2019