Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018

MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park

1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."

by thebeemarie July 1, 2012

Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.

"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Golden wedding

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

by Ty2p July 7, 2016

Coolest Outfit for Weddings

An embroidered kurta paired with Sin Denims will make you standout. It is definitely the coolest, sexiest and the most comfortable outfit option for the wedding season.

Let me search for the coolest outfit for weddings

by Sin Denim November 24, 2021