teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

Teddy Boyfriend

I slept with my Teddy boyfriend last night we weren't cuddling.

Omg did you see her teddy boyfriend its hot

by So.this.is.it December 12, 2021

Teddy

A Teddy is the type of person to go out with a girl beginning with C or J

He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him

Girl1:} Woah, did you see teddy? He looks so good!

Girl2:} I know, doesn't everyone know?

by HairyMango123 December 7, 2019

Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”

by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020

[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.

Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin

by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025

The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.

I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.

by D-Teal October 14, 2011

Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021