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thirsty hamster

The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024
mugGet the thirsty hamstermug.

Thirsty Hamster

When someone with a penis lays on an open sunroof and the second person, who is inside the vehicle, performs oral.
When he won't lay on my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster.
by Lordbeefington l February 21, 2024
mugGet the Thirsty Hamstermug.

hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."
by maskofsanity June 2, 2024
mugGet the hamstermug.

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lies on top of his car, with his penis poking through the sunroof so his partner can suck him like a thirsty Hamster drinking from a bottle
I was laying on top of my car and my girlfriend sucked me off through the sunroof like a thirsty hamster
by FFFFFFUUUUUUBITCH February 28, 2024
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.
Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?
by Tugboi April 19, 2017
mugGet the hamster mommug.

thirsty hamster

The act of a laying across a sunroof while your partner gives you a blow job.
Dude my girl gave me a thirsty hamster last night.
by Jerden97 February 21, 2024
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